Opinion

The Signs if They Were The Name of the Goucher Mascot

Margarita Pine Barren, Staff Writer

We only saw four names on the poll, but there were actually twelve names that President José Bowen personally chose that were semi-finalists for our Goucher Mascot.*   Here’s a list of each astrological sign if they were the name of the Goucher Gopher.

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December 22 – January 19

Aquarius – Baby Big Man

January 20 – February 18

Pisces – Lil José

Febuary 19 – March 20

Aries – Rowdy

March 21 – April 19

Taurus – Spike

April 20 – May 20

Gemini – Air Bud

May 21 – June 20

Cancer – Ravens Covered in Old Bay

June 21 – July 22

Leo – Gopher Jones

June 23 – August 24

Virgo – Diggity

August 23 – September 22

Libra – Yikes!

September 23 – October 22

Scorpio – Gophy

October 23 – November 21

Sagittarius – Decker

November 22 – December 21

*This Statement is false.

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